So apparently Jessica Simpson is trying to get her own reality tv show called “The Price of Beauty”. The premise of the show is that she’ll embark on a road trip around the world asking women what they think is beautiful and why. First of all, you know there are going to be ugly people on that show. Second, you cant road trip around the world, that defeats the purpose of a ‘road’ trip – where an automobile is involved. Is she retarded? seriously..