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The Price of Beauty

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Skinny/Fat Jessica

So apparently Jessica Simpson is trying to get her own reality tv show called “The Price of Beauty”.  The premise of the show is that she’ll embark on a road trip around the world asking women what they think is beautiful and why.  First of all, you know there are going to be ugly people on that show.  Second, you cant road trip around the world, that defeats the purpose of a ‘road’ trip – where an automobile is involved.  Is she retarded? seriously..

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Don’t be a Boob About Tit!

Salma HayekJessica SimpsonKate Hudson

In this May’s issue of JANE magazine (Take note that Jane Magazine is no longer in publication and the pictures have been removed) the editors decided to do something out of the ordinary, something that no magazine has done before – which was to feature real women with real breasts (absolutely NO boob jobs!). Their goal was to feature breasts au naturale in hopes that women would begin to feel better about their own bodies. In the year 2005, 364,610 women in the US went under the knife to have breast augmentation performed… with the exception of women who had breast implants as a result of mastectomies, i would presume that all of these women were part of the skyrocketing 70% of the women in this country who claim to dislike their breasts. I guess it doesn’t help much that fake boobs are everywhere, bouncing around in our faces like torpedoes without a purpose, not actually proving to be useful (unless you’re at a bar) but just there to intimidate small chested women. … continue reading this entry.